Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Sand trap at Spyglass golf course
We had a great time running around John Steinbeck's old home, next time I'll be bringing Nick with me to appreciate Pebble Beach.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
There are boatloads of feral chickens running around the island, which prompts the following obvious joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Nick was chasing it with a large fern!
In front of Mt. Wailaleale, aka the wettest place on earth, before we went water tubing:
We stopped at a farmer's market as well, where we bought mangos, mountain apples (strangely shaped mini apples), and apple bananas (sweet, stubby bananas.)
Nick also bought me my first lei.
We finished the day watching the sunset at the end of the road. A lot of the roads just randomly end at waterfalls or beaches, because the entire west side of the island is not navigable by car. Luckily, there was a guy whacking the tops off of fresh coconuts, so we enjoyed the sunset with a coconut & rum cocktail. Not coconut flavored rum, a fucking coconut with rum poured into it!
One main attraction of Kauai is the Na Pali Coast, which is only accessible by boat, air, or foot. Nick and I made sure to cover all three.
We started out exploring the coast by boat, with a sunset and snorkeling booze cruise.
The next morning, we attacked the coast from 4500 feet in a motorized hang glider. Nick was really scared, but I convinced him to go,
and he loved it! Although not enough to do it again. And he liked it! I, on the other hand, was contemplating starting up a hang gliding tour company that flies over NYC. Irrelevant aside: pretty sure NYC controlled airspace is not open to hang gliding.
A couple of days later, we attacked the Na Pali by foot and hiked the Kalalau Trail. It was a 4 hour round trip, comprised of high cliffs, loose rocks, mud, waterfalls, and views for miles. In fact, it was so muddy and/or I was so hardcore that I threw away my pants and shoes after the hike. Such a scenic place was the perfect setting for senior pictures. Though we graduated ten years ago, and missed our ten year reunion while we were in Hawaii, we took "senior pictures" anyway. As I mentioned, we were on a senior citizen time zone schedule.
We also drove along Waimea Canyon, also referred to as "the Grand Canyon of the Pacific" (Mark Twain) and "the Mulholland Drive of the Pacific" (Erica). About 10 miles of gorgeous highways, we had to stop so many times to look and gawk.
Can you see Nick?
When we left Kauai, I sadly bid adieu to my lei. Since a lei picks up the wearer's spirit, it's definitely not a good idea to chuck it in the nearest trash bin. Some lady on the internet suggest disposing of the flowers in the sea which sounded reasonable enough to me!
And, with that, mahalo to Hawaii for the adventures, the relaxation, the snorkeling with sea turtles, the rainbows, the signs that begged for rebellion, the mai tais, the Ben Stiller family sighting, the jumping dolphins, and the hula lessons!
Sunday, September 5, 2010
With the six hour time difference, we were on senior citizen time zone throughout the trip, meaning we woke up at 6am and hit the hay by 9PM. One night, we even had the early bird special for dinner! Oahu round 1, we stayed close to Waikiki beach, relaxing and hanging out in the ocean.
Here's Waikiki from the top of the Diamond Head crater.
Scuba diving to see shipwrecks
We visited the USS Arizona memorial and the Bowfin submarine at Pearl Harbor.
Nick in front of the Bowfin
Me touring the Bowfin
Entrance to Diamond Head, about a 45 minute walk from our hotel
Climbing Diamond Head crater (about a 1.5 hr hike)
Nick en route
After the first few days, we flew to the island of Kauai for five days, then back to Oahu. The second time in Oahu, we stayed in Waikiki, but rented a car and explored other parts of the island. We drove to the east side of the island (Windward Oahu, which is famous for its views.)
View of Oahu from Nuuanu Pali
Dogs playing on Kailua beach (that little dachshund was quite the digger!)
We also drove to Oahu's famous North Shore, which is home to the world's best surfing in the winter and calm beaches in the summer. There is a famous jumping rock at Waimea Bay. Nick didn't want to go first, but he's a Marty McFly at heart, and once I called him a chicken, he scrambled up the rock and jumped right off.
For the record, Nick jumped first, but I jumped twice, so our bravery is about on par with each other.... and the millions of other stupid teenage boys who were jumping.
Here is Nick eating some Presidential ice cream
More about Kauai next time!
Friday, June 25, 2010
My personal favorite, on a shop door:
Mmmm, how bout a bacon latte?
Ben and Jerry's state of the union
Ben and Jerry's parking signage, in the middle of a field (why?)
Don't dare to take the mayor's parking spot! But in case you want to leave him a note under his windshield, or assassinate him, you now know where to wait it out.
Magic Hat's technical descriptions
Dr. Seuss for grownups